The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

Improvisation in general is good, and improvising material into themes, turning the material into something codified and repeatable, taught me scenic structure and dramatic gambits that work and things that are appealing both as a performer and an audience member, like you know, what does "want" really mean in a scene, and how do you achieve your want, and how is that expressed, and how do you achieve closure? Those are all things that I learned performing at the cabaret after just doing the same scenes over and over and over again over the years, with my own ability to change.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.