If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate
Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.
What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?
Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.