I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.