I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
Stephen ColbertYoung girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
Stephen ColbertCitizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.
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