And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."