Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.