When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
Stephen ColbertIf you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
Stephen ColbertI don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.
Stephen ColbertI'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.
Stephen Colbert