There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.