The most common thing that real reporters say to me is, "I wish I could say what you say." What I don't understand is, why can't they say what I say, even in their own way? Does that mean they want to be able to name certain bald contradictions or hypocrisies that politicians have?
Stephen ColbertWe will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.
Stephen ColbertGhost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost. Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.
Stephen ColbertDivorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
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