Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.