Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.