Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

There's a buzz to failing and not dying.

I began my day as I often begin my days, by checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.