Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.