Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
Stephen ColbertComedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.
Stephen ColbertThe only thing that keeps us going back to one another is that we're all filled with such enormous self-doubt. We have doubts about our ability to be alone, to self-actualize.
Stephen ColbertObamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.
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