There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.
Stephen ColbertYou have to do your First Penance before your First Holy Communion. You're really young. What do you know? You've got nothing to confess. All I knew was that I was an evil human whose sins caused the death of our Lord.
Stephen ColbertThe way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
Stephen Colbert