It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
Stephen ColbertCitizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.
Stephen ColbertI've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
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