Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.