An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?