An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun