I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.