Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.

I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.