Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.