There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.