Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.
I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.