I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.