The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.
Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.