God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
Stephen ColbertYoung girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
Stephen ColbertLeaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief
Stephen ColbertLife is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies
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