There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!

I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?