So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes from getting casinos [on screen: 'Thou Shalt Not Compete'] and bribe congressmen in the process. Know what I call that? I call that business as usual in Washington. [on screen: 'Screwing Indians']

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

I am no fan of books.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.