I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.