Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!