Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.