Obamacare takes effect in less than eight months. Do you realize what this means? If you go to the emergency room now, you'll be covered by the time you finally see a doctor.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

You should spend more time with your families; write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.