And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.