Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.