Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005