Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.