Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.