Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.