Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.