Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.

Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.