Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.