Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.