Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.