Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'

Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.