Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.
Stephen ColbertYou don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.
Stephen ColbertThere's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
Stephen ColbertContraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
Stephen Colbert