Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.