Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.