Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.