The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.