The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?

Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.