One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.
Stephen ColbertWe're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
Stephen ColbertIt's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.
Stephen ColbertAnd when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know - these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.
Stephen Colbert