My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.