Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.