I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.

Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.