I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.

I am no fan of books.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.