If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!