Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.