So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.