So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past weekend, Al Gore's movie, 'An Inconvenient Truth,' earned more per screen than any film in the country. ... I dare say Gore's movie is the highest grossing PowerPoint presentation in history. ... Global warming: Can we live with it? ... It is time we did something, namely resign ourselves to doing nothing [on screen: Follow Congress' Lead]. ... For instance, when sea levels rise, we'll just build levees [on screen: Worked for New Orleans]

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.