Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes from getting casinos [on screen: 'Thou Shalt Not Compete'] and bribe congressmen in the process. Know what I call that? I call that business as usual in Washington. [on screen: 'Screwing Indians']

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.