As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

I actually do not think that's how what's happening to our government is going to be stopped. I think people who are willing to be civically engaged and believe in the promises and the progress of the last fifty years that will save this country.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.