Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?