The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.