If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch what I do, that's almost never the case. I'm just trying to keep the balloon in the air. It rarely turns into anything combative.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

The most common thing that real reporters say to me is, "I wish I could say what you say." What I don't understand is, why can't they say what I say, even in their own way? Does that mean they want to be able to name certain bald contradictions or hypocrisies that politicians have?

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'