If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.

If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.