It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.
Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.
We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.
it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.