I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.

And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).