I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Trump will not respond to reasoned argument. He will not be held accountable for the things he said. All you can do is point and laugh. Because the devil cannot abide mockery.

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.