What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.