You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.