The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

They think I'm silly. I do silly things. I fall down and run into things. I talk to inanimate objects. I'll hold a pickup stick to my ear and say, "What? What's that? I can't hear you

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?