I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.

I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.